Dear Haitians –
First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.
As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation offlimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
Maybe I used the wrong word earlier - it's more obdurate. But he does make a point about our own nation that I think I agree with, regarding Hurricane Katrina and the rebuilding of New Orleans. Is it smart to rebuild a top 60 city in terms of population in an area that is, as Shirley puts it - below sea level and a target zone for hurricanes. Some would say it's a risk inherent in living in that area. House insurance companies must hate it. But I checked - New Orleans is the 59th biggest city in terms of population, home to 336,000+ people. Less than 10% of the population size of the whole state of Louisiana.
I realize the city has culture and history, memories of generations of people who have lived there for years and years. But why should we rebuild a city where there is a danger from a natural formation that could and probably will occur again? Isn't the safer thing to do to protect our people and put them in a place where they can recover? Start new lives, earn new livings? Couldn't the funds used for rebuilding the city be used to help them?